I shrunk, or the phone grew

Many of you have been asking (or one of you, you know who you are) what it's like to sit under a giant sun and get zapped. I now have a bit of experience -- 4 rounds to be precise. From the observation table on which I lie from day to day, it is like sitting under a telephone handset -- except either I have shrunk, or it has grown. The zapper looks like a traditional mouth piece on an old handset from an old rotary phone if you can remember those. Except when I place a call it's just those radiation guys in the other room and they get upset if I ask for the operator. Anyway, the handset clicks and buzzes a lot, and rotates and clicks and buzzes some more. That's how I know it's working. Thus far no negative effects from that. Just the usual annoying symptoms I've always had. Last night I think I slept a little better cause of some good pain meds. Next I'm thinking accupuncture. Anyone have any good / bad / indifferent experience with it?